angel-with-a-nerf-gun:

"Love is an open doo-"

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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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So I stretched up my ear today and I’m kinda glad that my left ear isnt ready yet to stretch up cause now I can sleep on that side and not worry about hurting my ear while its healing 

bethdesu:

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius

AWWW MY GOD LITTLE BABY <3

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lawebloca:

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remixedwriter:

woolgatheredrockets:

remixedwriter:

Me: *after seeing silly husky* “God dammit, Moon Moon.”

woolgatheredrockets: *GASP.* “… If I get a husky.”

Me: Don’t.

You. 

Dare.

I’M DOING IT.

DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.

radastheyscum:

kinsleesuzanne:

chazychazle:

Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples

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A++++++++++++++++++++++

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awwww-cute:

When my wife made throw pillows, she didn’t realize they would end up as puppy beds

awwww-cute:

When my wife made throw pillows, she didn’t realize they would end up as puppy beds

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hell-and-infinity:

Real dialogue. I shit you not.

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xlthuathopec:

vaults:

X-RAY

N

VAV

I DO N OT BELIEVE

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